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CRINGETAPE GammA

by Wesda

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1.
WesdA on YouR ScreeN AgaiN 02:18
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Wesda on your screen again Wesda on the lean again wesda set the precedents not a rapper im weaker than wesda never play games, til i reach my fame im so clean dont put stains on my name wesda spit insane, give your ears pain wesda so pretty get your girl wet like the rain whippin in the range, pull up with my main hit a frken train, if i frkn want to i do what i want, i do what i want to wesda sting then i float like a pontoon like a monsoon, i get your girl wet come home from work and im countin all these cheques i pull up in the viper then i pull up in the vette mansion in new zealand got frkn huge deck girl I see you dancin yeah i like the way you move wesda so smart i produced this groove the beat so spacey, feels like youre on shrroms i havent lost my v’s becos wesda never lose
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RusseLL AthletiC (RemiX) 01:32
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Wesda has all the genetics (mmmmm) Wesda make you look pathetic (mmmm) Wesda wears russell athletic (ooooo) Wesda looks so damn aesthetic (heyyyy!) wesda eat it up lunchable why is your face so punchable why am i rapping so wonderful buy my raps its tax deductible wesda dont care about cultural differences i have killed people in multiple instances wesda just takin shits and then just chill a bit haters be hatin but wesda been killin it Lay down the bass like a pizza shop spit a bit a fire make your speaker hot wesda still skinny though eat a lot only take meat when i feed my dog wesda might be the best rapper in my era born in 97 thats the same as kylie jenner all the ladies say im a hotter lachie weller all the ladies say im a hotter mark webber
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DrugS 01:42
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you know wesda doing drugs you know wesda smokin bud you’re cool if you do drugs if youre not then youre a spud drinkin all the weed smokin all the lean snortin all these pingas shootin up the speed sniiffin up the heroin shootin up the cocaine wesda took so many drugs now i have no brain i know all about drugs i know all about drugs i know how to take em where to buy em i know to sell em how to apply em how to scheme em how to find em 30 gs for an ounce yeah im trappin out my house cant be sellin if im out see the coppers and i bounce but now i have street cred, people think im cool so much lean it filled up a whole pool comes from a plant, its good for you wesda doin drugs, too hood for you everyone thinks im cool cause i do drugs people think im cool cause i bash thugs wesda doin all this ice ive ruined my life threaten my fam with a knife need for money for ice
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BumHole FreestyLe 02:12
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girl, you did me so badly now all i have is family but im about to win a grammy so girl who you gonna marry? all the girls wanna kill me and they turn around and hit me so alone in the city when they die they’re all gonna miss me but ill never die cos im immortal yeah when i die ill hop thought the portal; to heaven i was born in 97, so you know jesus love me and he wants to fuk me in the bumhole but he is kinda ugly so ill probably cum slow and you know i gotta talk to my mum tho make sure everyhitng is right before i go ahead thinkin so hard i got a migraine girl im so rich i got 9 chains girl you know im right like a biplane i get your girl wet standing in the night rain new girl on the gram and she got assets girl wants to smoke weed and do acid girl idc what your dad said ill keep you up at night like a bad bed
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SiLLY 02:03
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wesda why you always actin so silly wesda why you always rappin so shitty cos i just wanna earn a couple milly i just wanna find a girl who lookin pretty we are all one race, i dont judge on your colour take your girl out for dinnenr then i go home for supper i was livin in the gutter now im livin in the upper chadstone area, im a rich motherflippe wesda so pretty im puttin food up on my plate wesda so beautiful im turnin gay women straight eatin so much pussy that im gettin out of shape just joking im ectomorphic, lookin like a rake i want personality i dont want pussy i buy your girl a cookie and she screamin like a wookie i am so interesting youll never be bored like a boogie learning from mistake i am still just a rookie shoot up a couple scooters with my stun gun stun sons now be sittin gon their bum bum 20 years old but im actin like a young son wesda still a no-one i wanna be someone
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MY ParentS ThinK i'm GaY 02:16
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I think my parents think im gay because i never take girls on dates despite the fact that I am straight i might be alone if I don’t change I talk to girls but i act conservative becuase im scared that ill get rejected I am scared that ill get detected I have feelings for a girl and then theyll laugh at me I just need to try and be confident I just need to try to stay positive I dont wanna survive, i just wanna live only flowers i give, are clumping in a sieve I need to get a job so I have some purpose I need to get money to buy goods and service What if i dont get money? im so nervous a lack of ego can always hurt us Wesda you can do it, wesda you can do it I cant take shit, I just need to poo it you just need to believe in yourself If you dont believe then name who else
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B.CoM 02:12
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Drop bombs then i study for my bcom sing songs then i study for my bcom in the exam im feelin like im king kong i study hard i dont go near a beer bong just need my degree so i can pee on it my assignments are somethin to be sleepin on my desk isnt sometin to be eatin on sittin in the lecture its a sleep a thon wearin bonds but im still gettin coupons sellin shares cos sharing is caring analysing the market like im dupont headphones on bluetooth pairing listening to bangers on the bus i always study hard no fuss i dont get girls but i bust nuts i see these commerce girls and i lust i get more HDs than riley reid textbooks chapters i never read redbull energy is what i need im fillin up holes like an anal bead
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AppropriatE ThE CulturE 01:55
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I come swoopin like vulture I appropriate the culture I come swoopin like vulture I appropriate the culture I appropriate the culture I appropriate the culture I come swoopin like vulture I appropriate the culture japanese have some good sushi i could eat that italians have some nice pizza i could eat that lebos have some nice kebabs boi, i could eat that asian girls have some nice cats, i could eat that African-Americans make really cool music maybe i could take some of that and I could use it as long as i don’t pretend be something that im not i dont pretend to have a gang or big cock respecting all the races, all coloured faces i may use another culture and use it as the basis but i make my own wave boi i make my own lane i thought up this song with my very own brain im gone take the other culture and make it into my own im just writing lyrics and making beats in my home i love hip hop music and thats the way it happens and m8 i might be trappin but who even said im rappin
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MouthguarD RaP 02:00
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yeah im rappin out my mouthguard yeah im rappin out my mouthguard and you know the beat go hard and you that now that my dick hard yeah im rappin out my mouthguard yeah im rappin out my mouthguard yeah i pull up in fast car yeah you know im buyin out the bar ballin out like an thelete but go not jumper grindin all winter so im flexin all summer wesda gettin rich m8 my youtube doin numbers shoutout lana del rey summer bummer like lil chxpo on the beat im goin crazy i go run up on your girl now she my baby wesda cuckin rappers i stole their lady these rappers try and diss me but it dones faze me guard in my mouth so i got the pretty teeth teeth so white they lookin like sheep your girl dont count sheep when she underneath my sheets shoutout to chxpo but wesda is a beast
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HearT AttacK ft. Custard 03:41
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pockets so fat had a heart attack (thicc) first i drop the beat then i bring it back (pow) your girl called me, imma ring her back (hello) if there’s no answer ill just send a fax (fax!) i got a sweet life like im zack (and cody) i got a long john like my name is Jack (thomo) when i get tired m8 i take a nap (*snore*) if i see a cute dog ima pat (roof! roof!) sniff a bit a petrol and im leanin (leanin) i sniffed it out a bottle that i peed in (peed in) we stiill on that fuck custard season (fuck custard!) never drinkin milk i drink semen (testosterone!) pull up to your house like knock knock (skrrt) film the whole thing so you get doxed (post malone) if i see a crime than i call the cops (coppers) pull up on a copper and you’ll get shot (pow) wesda pull out my 9 millimeter so i can measure your penis to the nano meter wesda cleanin up like a super clean streetsweeper wesda blowin up like a minecraft green creeper if you want beef, i like roast (roasted) wesda red pilled boi im so woke (alt right!) wesda always win just like richmond chokes (woahhh) wesda drop the bass like you drop the soap (awh yeah) (custard verse)
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We$$$$Daaaa 02:13
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(ladies wanna be with me) (work all night never night go to sleep) (smellin good all these haters reek) sometimes im feelin down bu tthen i look at the ground i got 2 legs are heartbeat i can see and ive got arse cheeks i just need a pretty lady to join me i just need someone to enjoy me girl, cant you feel my presecne in the air wesda so unique wesda so rare piano chords feellin some way hey wesda gotta feelin today wesda grindin from april to may

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3rd instalment in the cringetape series. fuck me i dont think im even improving.
cringetape delta otw

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released November 18, 2017

shoutout custard.

shoutout anyone who prod beats: wesdabangers, laptopboy, cashmoneyap

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Wesda Melbourne, Australia

Worst rapper on the internet

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