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CrinGe RaP (re-cringed)
02:31
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Rap so cringe doors fall of the hinge
Rap so cringe your ears will be singed
Never drink on binge or apply syringe
I’m livin’ in bins cos I rap so cringe
Everyone says that I rap so cringey
Apply your pacifier, stop being so whingey
Im not in it to win it, when they hear it they grimace
My tracks are fictitious, like Father Christmas
The cringiest rapper that you’ve seen lately
Noone can take me not even Ethan from H3
I made the queen cringe, I’m the cringey king
You know I’m definitely cringe when you hear me sing
I call myself cringey, what is even with me
My raps an’ my rhymes you can’t bear like a grizzly
I can’t rap serious cause you think I’m hideous
My rap is whack cause I’m not black like Sirius
I wanna shift away from hypocriticism
I won’t respond like infantile autism
I rap so cringey that you’ll want compensation
You’ll find me in the next ‘Try not to cringe compilation’
I’m cringey when I rap, I’m cringey when I chat
I’m cringier than when Bush said let's go to Iraq
I can't tell a girl that she has a nice bum
Because I’m almost as cringe as whining Ricegum
I should really be called the Notorious cringe
‘Cause I’m almost as cringe as the Sartorious kid
They can’t diss me cause I’ve just dissed myself
I’ll show haters the track and watch their mind melt
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BiKe CHaiN (re-cringed)
02:30
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10K for this bike chain
Don’t question these white stains
My bass gives you migraines
Rock hard abs like Mike Chang
Gassed up like Propane
Sniffed up some cocaine
If you be steppin’ into my domain
You’ll end up with a slow membrane
I got weapons like Saddam Hussein
I’ll put you in that aeroplane
You’ll fly into that world trade
Or you’ll blow up over the ukraine
I’ve got racks and capital gains
You’ve got fat and daisy chains
If you come into my sea lane
I’ll suck you up like a hurricane
More popular than Star Wars
Bought a Ford from the car store
Girl, what you wearing’ that bra for
Girl, you know my raps are hardcore
She sells seashells by the seashore
Pull up in my v8 commodore
Rip that flesh like a carnivore and
Hang you on the fence like Ecuador
Get off dat dance floor
I’ll rip you open like french doors
I’m half horse like a centaur
Your mum shops for decor
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Swaggin’ like Donald
Swaggin’ like Donald
Swaggin’ like Donald
Pockets fatter than McDonald’s
Swaggin’ like Donald
Swaggin’ like Donald
Swaggin’ like Donald
Pockets fatter than O’Donnell
I been getting’ rich
since like 1946
Runnin’ this game
Celebrity Apprentice
Ain’t nobody hearin’ me
Fresh as hell toupe
If you voted Hillary
What you got to say?
HOOK
Donald Trump swaggin’
The White House I’m bagging’
The pussy I’m grabbing’
In my station wagon
Gonna have to wait a term
If you want a female
This spot you earn
By keeping your emails
HOOK
45th in power
Showed up all the doubters
Girl, I got a big tower
Grab your pussy in the shower
Mike Pence and I
In the office gettin’ high
On my brain not a stain
Make america great again
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