CRINGETAPE BeTa

by Wesda

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1.	AuSSiE RaPPerS SaVe HiP HoP ft. Jerry the Pimp 02:38	lyrics	buy track
HOOK Aussie Rappers m8 we just saved Hip Hop Mate they’re called a pair of thongs not flip flops You better know I get bread like Tip Top keep all my bread up in dat ziplock MY VERSE oi oi oi oi drinking with the boys (oi oi oi) yeah m8 I go hard, im making loud noise (oi oi oi) I get white girls wet like their Mt.Franklin (splash) Im watching channel 7 weather and you know im wankin (jane bunn!) rappin with jerry so I know I’ve made it (oi) i used to have a baby, then a dingo ate it (yum) all these rappers sheep like they’re from new zealand (baa baa) sorry if thats offensive i dont want to hurt your feelings (awww) straight outta melbourne, tryna sell my album (trash) If no one buys it ill just blame it all on Malcolm (Thanks Malcolm!) poking holes in rappers like im trying to get them pregnant (dinga) yeah im in Victoria like my name is David Beckham (ayyyy) On the block they call me Future cos im too consistnet (too consistent) i dont stop taking the Uber, i make good decisions (yay) You better think the centrelink is gonna pay my bills (pay my bills) Im just joking i just spent it all on nurofen pills (360)
2.	I'M BacK 02:59	lyrics	buy track
Bitch I’m back, got the game on smash Straight off the plane and I make that cash So good at rap, put Chuke on the map So good at rap, putting tracks in ya lap Bitch I’m back, got the game on smash Straight off the plane and I make that cash Thought I was whack, well yeah that’s fact Bitch I’m back with the bangers and trash Bitch i’m back, cos you know I never ever lack I’m sharp as a tack, got the game in a sack Pumping out tracks like ya mum smokes crack Just went abroad but i still got racks Just been to India, I’ll never get rid of ya Rappers gone hit me up at Bollywood cinemas Food so rich with flavour and spice I do not mind roti, chutney and rice All I see is scooters and bikes Nagpur mandarins not even ripe You see me swaggin’ at the Taj Mahal You see me shopping at Big Bazaar Every Street smells like shit and piss Quite Like Jacob’s hit or miss Turning Nagpur into Swagpur No toilet paper for my back door Return of the Jedi, arriving on the redeye Rappers getting tired, its way passed their bedtimes Walk in the restaurant like Namaste Namaste Portraits on walls wearing dresses like Padme Ate a lot of curry and smoked a lot of durries Traffic is hectic they’re all in a hurry Rupees on rupees and groupies and groupies Fingers in sushi, smoked hookah I’m loopy You won’t find this song on a Bollywood movie This Bad and Boujee, like dope with an uzi India quite an honourable nation Just held back by demonetisation Everyone small like Sachin Tendulkar Everyone tripping’ from smoking the hookah sent back in time like victims in Looper Now I’ve returned to tear up Echuca.
3.	GLaD RaP 02:19	lyrics	buy track
Lunch in my backpack. Lean? never had that Haters better back back, Rapping bars in glad rap sendin mad snapchats, Ladies wanna add that No more sad rap, Rapping bars in glad rap Respect to my mum, Respect to my dad, You know I’m always grateful for everything I have Aint no edgy sad boy I’m just a lonely glad boy If I’m feeling bad boy I just play some glad noise I’m free from disease I’ve got everything I need No problems with my knees Can afford uni degrees You can catch me down the river, Got a jumper I don’t shiver Got a very healthy liver and my mother cooks me dinner I went Echuca College So I have sufficient knowledge To get enough money so I’ll never have to forage I ain’t sleeping on the streets Laptop, produce beats No gang wars I don’t pack heat I know english I can speak I’m a young boy, Not antique I dont do lean or any xanny I may listen to young lean But I do it ironically I’m, not blind and I’m not deaf So I can hear that treble clef There’s no tattoos up on my chest I stay clean, no Team Sesh
4.	JapaNese 01:55	lyrics	buy track
My car Japanese My girl Japanese My phone Japanese (Korean) My sushi japanese Do what you need to do (ay) Call me a weeaboo (ay) but girls call me cute (ay) just like im pikachu (ay) I drive down Nepean, My Samsung’s Korean I don’t go to Deakin, That shit was reekin Sippin on some gatorade, Never watchin’ anime only watch hentai when i don’t get to fornicate (quite often) Pull up in the subaru, near the cherry blossom AE86 with the subway handle on’ em Japanese subtitles, but only for aesthetic I can write Haikus, because i am so poetic Asahi superdry, I dont wear superdry go to Tokyo in a single uber ride Memes too dank, i don’t watch filthy frank Pearl Harbour, drop a bomb and all them boats sank
5.	FishY 02:12	lyrics	buy track
fishy fishy fishy with the tail going flippy Fishy fishy fishy best rapper in my city pull up in the brumby got my hand inside my undies (im) racking up the hundys eating chips and barramundi you like dick you rainbow like trout if you serve me chicken imma throw the shit out if I catch you swimmin immma pop you in the snout OG fans yeah they know what Im bout wesda im a rapper, all i eat is battered snapper cheese and the cracker, fishy fishy in the batter baked like a box of shapes, all i eat is battered flake dont like my fish in a cake, get my fishy out the lake eating raw salmon all wrapped up in rice catch a fish out the river, put that shit on ice Flathead looking like its head was in a vice i like the fishy shouldnt have to tell you twice
6.	SwaG LiKe JaKe PauL 02:25	lyrics	buy track
swag like Jake Paul swag like Darth Maul Im strong im tall I have big balls girls text no calls sperm all on the walls Haters look appalled (when I’m) nutting from my balls (SZA flow) Got more paper riches but I have no scissors icy like blizzards, im flowing like rivers 20 years old but I feel 15 especially when I sippin on lean Always wearin sunnies cos my future so bright People going blind cos my teeth so white people getting jelly cos im rappin all night people getting jelly cos im flying like a kite all these other rappers getting flabby in the belly spending too much time taking meat out from the deli i be working hard till my legs feel like Jelly Ill be working hard until you see me on the tele girls be sittin next to me, they just wanna sex with me they just want me for my money, they just want my equity all these girls are testin me, they just wanna mess with me they say they dont like me but they still go and message me
7.	GOAT 02:00	lyrics	buy track
GOAT x8 Uncle Toby’s Oats Porridge on my toast i just dropped the soap but im staying woke GOAT x8 Uncle Toby’s Oats Porridge on my toast I always get the point, always staying woke always staying woke always on my phone put it to my dome ring ring no one home greatest of all the time i commit some crimes I got heaps of guns all the different kinds Ain’t got no wife, cant call me a cuck Aint got no wife, all the ladies wanna hang rappin on the beat flowin is like a frkn wizrd I dont like politicians, they are all lizards Sippin on that goat milk eating that goats cheese would you like some more of these yeah i would yes please Sippin on that goat milk eating up that goats cheese jumpin off the roof like im capital steez whoops x8 shouldnt of said that x8
8.	GooD BLoKe ft. Lime Krime 02:28	lyrics	buy track
wesda is a good bloke lime krime is a good bloke (got these rappers on the ropes) (all these rappers gettin smoked) wesda is a good bloke lime krime is a good bloke (you know lime krime spittin dope) (you know wesda’s smokin coke) shut the heck up when i speak, all these other rappers sheep (baaa) count them in my deep sleep, heard them round like lil bo peep (maaa) swerving through my ends, see shit through my lens (wahhhghghg) chickens layin eggs (bagurk!) im a rooster with some hens (chickies!) wesda deep divin somehow survivin wesda hot im pipin all the ladies likin (wesda) skrt off in the benz (skrt) hanging out with my friends (huh?) so deep in your girl (your girl) wesda came up with the bends (ohhhhh)
9.	I BeaT my MeaT 02:24	lyrics	buy track
M8, I beat my meat Done it every day this week Bust my nuts up in my sheets Hey my swag is so complete Get a pretty girl naked Yung Wes would kiss her cheek But I'm never getting pussy So that’s why I beat my meat I beat my meat, I beat my meat I beat my meat, I beat my meat I beat my meat, I beat my meat Nothing on my dick, but I still want a piece M8 I beat my meat I go ham I eat spam, I'm never starving, God damn I beat my meat Turn me up, that's my jam I could screw your girlfriend but I'd rather use my hand, Damn M8 I beat my meat, take my dick out on a date Bust my nuts up in my face, tryna' save the human race Girls wanna beat my meat But I tell ‘em just let me do it Don't upload no dp I'm just gone beat my meat to it Wesda gets erections just by thinking bout your body get a bit of vaso pour the whole bottle on me Got your girl wet like some fresh Mt.Franklin Wanking champion holding no.1 ranking Lotion in my hands, so my palms a little greasy Look at this semen this shit is so creamy tellin’ girls I’m single, but they never quite believe me got your girl blushing, ‘cause Im handsome and dreamy
10.	CoLD 01:46	lyrics	buy track
runnin out my nose, drippin like a hose face so froze, i guess thats the way it goes I was on a roll then I came down with a cold I was on a roll then I came down with a cold sneeze in your face, watch them say bless you (ah) steal my tissue box and im gonna wreck you (ah) Ya, sneeze in your face, watch them say bless you (ah) snot on my sleeve, run into the restrooooom I was on a roll, I was kickin all these goals now ive got a cold thts blockin up my nose im so bold, i’m spitting pure gold ive got all this money, these haters on the dole ploughin through these boxes,I aint talking about the tissues nah im talking about the tissues, think i got some issues i think im getting old, I get 2 to 3 colds every year, what the heck, this could ruin my career legs start to wobble cos im trippin off the codral if this lasts longer imma take my gun to hoddle girls wont like me when ive got a freakin cold well i wouldnt get girls even without a cold (nice)
11.	SpongeBoB 01:18	lyrics	buy track
Spongebob underwater always creepin on your daughter Trappin’ at the krusty krab like “can i take your order?” first I steal your girl, then I make a Krabby patty (swag) squidward killin vibes but im always keeping happy (happi!) if you hate my patty then you can come and suck it took out ya girlfriend, we didn’t go no chum bucket m8 i know I’m cool, i dropped out of boating school never see me with a gun, cos a spatula’s my tool straight through your membrane like a flippin fatty lipid busted out the trap and I sold a brick to squid ward m8 I’m flippin trapping in an orange pineapple I can catch these fish, without no bait or tackle You know i got racks, yeah you know I got with sandy She looks like a rat and the pussy was sandy
12.	SuMMeR BanGeR ft. Lil Rayjay 02:35	lyrics	buy track
wesda ballin out just like matthew della(ve)dova wesda took the rap game and bent it right over wesda gettin dough, sittin on my couch like homer wesda gettin dough, i get booty like a sofa call me dune rat, i always get green im just tryna find the girl in my wet dreams semen leakin out like a freakin jet stream wesda handles stress just like an I-beam bike chain on my set, zeros on my cheque ya girls send me texts cos she know im up next im like an ice cream cos i always hit licks im so unhealthy cos i spit so sick wesda spittin heat, the hottest rapper in this when i get money, banks and girls raise their interest call me judge wesda cos im spittin out a sentence spit my lyrics in your face so you’re behind bars i got 55 subs but none are underwater your girl drippin wet like chinese water torture i dont mind em thick, i kill whales like an orca wesda tellin stories like the guy from law and order face so oily m8 im so freakin slick rayjay on the track m8, he so lit next line will have them like holy “shit” i been kissin boys since 2006
13.	YeaR of the OX 01:12	lyrics	buy track
6 feet tall wearing 2 socks i dont wear bonds im selling stocks shoutout matt ox dont put me in a box ill break out the box ill smash up the box milo on the rocks pimples on my cock rappers be in shock when they on my block i swear i never stop running from the cops stealing from the shops they wont connect dots playing in the park even tho its dark found a shopping cart we took it apart im about to fart im about to shart you think rap’s a game m8, this is art i am so smart i shop at the mart i eat like a shark i eat custard tarts i am so sharp sharp as a dart barbs like a carp str8 through your heart
14.	Tha GraM 02:13	lyrics	buy track
(Stalking) ladies on the gram wish I had a hundred grand they will never understand they need a real rappin man got my samsung in my hand and I’m scrollin through the gram see you post a hectic picture and I double tap ya fam scrollin down like gravity I want personality all these ladies addin me more pussy than the cattery pretty lady im double tappin im gonna get in trouble fappin all these ladies selfie snappin this aint pop, I’m bubble rappin pretty yung girls that I dont even know would they like me if i said i had dough yung thots got their bodies on show drivin’ through the city goin’ slow all these girls are out of my league im lookin at skirts and waiting for the breeze im so clean and im so lean ladies scream when i pull up on the scene
15.	TDT [prod. That Dude Tyrell / Diana] 02:04	lyrics	buy track
back straight when i strut dick hard when i wank paint the walls when I bust get money out the bank all the ladies wanna hang straight water i just drank so im gonna be hydrated always say please and thanks wesda gone take this one back for ya got the sharp teeth like im dracula eat your girl out like im dracula wesda nut all on her scapula wesda nut all on her clavicle shoulder bones im eating the animals never being a vegetarian collectin up all of my capital got a beat from that dude tyrell take a shit on it i might aswell touch some kids i might aswell touch some kids like im george pell on your computer like using a Dell saying hello like im playing Adele you can tell wesda been eating well so much pussy needa loosen my belt loosen my belt take my dick out my pants all of these girls wanna dance cos i look like alex rance im just finessin some bands wesda brought back romance shoutout to my fans i just did my hammy (oo) while i did your granny (oo) shoot up in the alley (oo) bout to win a grammy (oo) your girl is so ratty your girl call me daddy bout to go get married at westminster abbey wesda wesda wesda shout that dude shoutout diana true blue like im eric bana nail white girls like im a hammer like im warwick capper im a chronic fapper handstand like im aker kodak called me cracker

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The second instalment of my CRINGETAPE series is finally here.
Most of the production is by myself but shoutouts to Kid Ocean and CashmoneyAp for some of the sick bangers in here.
CRINGETAPE GAMMA coming soon.