Silly Oranges, they don’t rhyme with anything
Throw them away only eat mandarins
If you want the orange grin and c vitamins, then
you only need to eat, mandarins
Prior to embarking on my cringe rap journey
I better take citrus fruits to prevent scurvy
Lemons and Limes I buy, are far too sour
And Orange consumption takes like half an hour
They’re easy to buy and they’re easy to peel
Mandarins get me high, only fruit that’s real
You can spit the pips at the rest of your clique
Mandarins will get bitches on your dick
If you handle Fanta tins than go find a man to rim
I be at the local drinkin’ Mizone flavoured mandarin
You now have reason to be happy when it’s freezin’
‘cause July to October is Mandarin season
ascorbic acid, makes you 6 inches Flaccid
Eat it out of habit no need for a salad
That stuff’s for Joey I ain’t some sort of phony
If you don’t eat mandarins then you ain’t my homie
So much mandarin like I’m speaking Chinese
Find me at the spring temple prayin’ on my knees
Worshippin’ mandarin like it’s the holy shen
Thank god and heavens for evolution
So the mandarins grow to a decent size
You can peel it with your hands or use a butter knife
I’m going home with some mandarins tonight
Did I ever tell you this fruit saved my life