You needa be a good boy if you want some presents
You needa be a good Girl if you want some presents
Coming up to Christmas
Writing up my wishlist
Getting many riches
I leave the grinch in stitches
If you don't believe in Santa
You are straight up cancer
My favourite reindeers prancer
Providing straight up banter
On Santa’s lap for a picture
Hey Santa nice to meet ya
He then whispered in my ear
Be quiet or I'll eat ya
I'm like why is Santa male?
I'm like why is Santa white
Thats a big fail
Where is the equal rights
Eggnog got me tripping
Im brandy custard sippin
Eating turkey and chicken
I hate Jesus and religion
Opening up my presents
Thinking of the peasants
Lol they didn’t get presents
Haha they are all homeless
With the fam for lunch
The Bon bons going snap
The Crackle going crunch
Then uncle touched my crack
Uncle please do not hurt me
I'm tryna eat my turkey
He then started flirting
Under table jerking
When it’s all over
I go and eat pavlova
But now I got an odour
And there’s stains on the sofa