I eat chicken or beef, whenever I please
Or even oriental if I’m feeling’ Japanese
This ramen beat could not get harder
Noodles hot enough to bomb Pearl Harbour
My Lips eat noodles like a Romeo kiss
Better love story than Tokyo Drift
You can eat it in ya Benz or have it in ya beamer
Or in your Kawasaki, underneath Hiroshima
I need the salt reduced, 99 fat free
I can eat a shitload and not gain a kay gee
A dollar for a cup thats unbelievably priced
But even in the packet it’s better value than rice
When you’re camping have a cup by the fire
If you’re fully blazed then this shit will get you higher
When you see a Uni student with the dilated pupils
You know they’re eyeing off some 2 minute noodles
5 pack of Maggi’s is all I can afford
When the cupboard’s empty, I’m falling’ on my sword
A bit of sweet chilli sauce can never fail
Almost as good as eating sushi or humpback whale